For some reason most of the jobs I have include a lot of female co-workers. As you can imagine gossip rears it's head every once in awhile.
I was the subject of one such rumor apparently, as evidenced by the woman who came up and asked me if I was pregnant.
I replied no, I was not.
She replied, "Oh, because I was going to tell you that you looked really good if you were. . . "
( - Did that mean I looked bad because I wasn't?? LOL)